Reality of Pregnancy: 3rd Trimester! | Jordan from Millennial Moms

(upbeat xylophone music) – In case you didn't know,I am very, very pregnant.

This baby's coming out inT-minus five weeks, folks, yes.

That is a whole lotta baby going on here.

Boy, am I ready.

Jordan Page from Millennial Moms here.

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I thought I'd share a few little tidbits about being in the third trimester.

Let's get on with it, yeah? Hopefully it'll make thetime go a little bit faster.

You know you're in the third trimester when you master the leg crossover move.

This move comes in handy when avoiding completely peeing your pants.

I recommend having it in yourback pocket for such times as spontaneous laughter, being startled, jogging or moving swiftly,and of course, sneezing.

(upbeat xylophone music) You know you're in the third trimester when you have masteredthat super sexy waddle we've all come to know and love.

That's right folks, it comes for free in your third trimester,and it's a good one.

Mm-hmm, that waddle isdue to your hips moving, your pelvis separating, and of course, basically the baby feeling like it's coming right out of you.

It's good, look forward to it.

And it's super sexy, too.

Bubba personally loves the waddle.

Oh and it gets better as the day goes on.

Don't you worry, by night time you are a full blown waddle machine.

It's fun.

You know you are in the third trimester when Tums are way better than chocolate.

(upbeat xylophone music) Heartburn, all the time.

Pop those babies like candy, mm-hmm.

You know you're in the third trimester when one of the worst parts of your day is trying to get off the couch.

(lively kazoo music) It's hard, okay? You know you're in your third trimester when you walk around allday with mismatched shoes because you can't seeyour feet and had no idea you put on two differentshoes in the first place.

We're gonna just callthat a fashion statement and make it a thing, okay? Yeah.

You know you're in your third trimester when your husband's clothes look way more appealing thanyours do, and fit you better.

(lively music) Yeah, sad.

You know you're in your third trimester when you can sleep like a baby anywhere but actually in bed whenit's time to go to sleep.

(lively kazoo music) You know you're in your third trimester when you are hungry all the time, but get full after like five bites, and food just turns annoying.

And you know what, you don'teven care what you eat anymore, and you don't even care who sees you eat, because people can see thatyou're giant and miserable and they can just stuff it.

– You gonna eat all those? – Are you growing a human? I don't think so, back off my popcorn.

But lastly, you know you'rein your last trimester when you're counting downdays and single digit weeks for that cute little bundle of joy to come and it makes all the misery worth it.

So there you go, I hope you enjoyed.

Did you like it Davey? Messy Davey.

– Cheese.

– Cheese.

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I hope to see you rightback here next Wednesday, can you say bye bye? – Bye bye.

– Bye bye.

You know you're in your third trimester when you give your baby a frosting spoon to keep her quiet during a video.

Can we say sugar rush?.

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