As with all birthdays, I feel it necessary
to write out my birthday wish list.
This year, however, I had one of my friends
with better penmanship than I write it out.

So here it tis:

I forgot some things so he wrote them down here...

I just want legos. And no that doesn't say cock.

xoxo. yours truly, Liz

GENERIC CANNED TUNA and CANCER SENSING DOGS
UNKNOWN CALLERS and HIPPIES WEARING CLOGS
FOODCOURTS IN MALLS and AIRPLANE LANDINGS
these are a few of my most UNTRUSTED THINGS!

I DON'T TRUST:
certain statistics
hippies
crocs
clown rake
my dad's driving...oy
cancer sensing dogs
"they"...who is this infamous "they" and why do they have everyone giving a shit
that chick that fucked up my hair
generic canned tuna
you when you say that you don't HATE anyone
psychics, although they can be fun
mall foodcourts
that "it'll take, like, 2 seconds"
take-offs/landings. but for some reason, i'm fine in the air
a set of knives from big lots
5280...on anything
fashion rockers
the neighbors across the street
truck stop bathrooms
traveling amusement park rides
cough syrup
olean products
that you'll get out of denver anytime soon
guys that want to just be "friends"
girls with hangups
people with eating disorders
drug addicts
the burrito guy
coke heads
jellies
mall santas, easter bunnies, the like
bike locks that are equal in price to a burger from wendy's
burger's from wendy's
actually fast food in general
sushi in denver
deconstructed t shirts
the locks on my windows
the push up bra that has yet to help me push up anything
anyone on PCP
that you'll overcome the obstacles of your life
that anyone tells the truth
limewire
unknown callers
amusement park characters
strippers and ex-strippers
hunters
gun clubs
the integrity of daytime television
authority in general
that you really made that yourself
spin magazine
myself in an ice cream shop

a package from amazon
tomorrow
success
a cool job
a letter
a coincidental moment
a thunderstorm
the result
the judge's decision
an orgasm (scratch that...had one this morning)
a good band to come into town
my hair to grow long
thanksgiving
my brother to get a job
inspiration
travel
the introduction to bill's parents
LA
change
cheap jeans
better days
the start of a new life
a call
imperfection
an edge
better taste
a pizza
anticipation
vacation
a degree
opprotunity
my laundry to dry
you to read this
healthy people
a ridiculously idiotic conversation to overhear (when I do, i'll write it up and slap it down)
something to go on
you
me
us
them

Yours Truly, xoxo. me